Over My Dead Body

by Anne Rose

Rating: PG13
Spoilers: none
Summary: This is why Buffy and Voyager crossovers should never, ever be attempted. Sort of a sequel to The Enterprise Incident.
Archive: I would be honored if you want to archive it. Please let me know where so I can visit it.
Author's Note: It's all Spiletta's fault. Beta thanks to The First Evil (aka, my brother who has a T'Pol, Seven, Buffy fixation).
Also posted at Fanfiction.net
Disclaimer: Joss and Mutant Enemy, etc. own BtVS. No infringement intended. Any resemblance to people living, dead, or undead, or to real life events is all in your mind, is downright scary, and means you seriously need to get a life. Voyager and its characters belong to Paramount Pictures. No infringement intended.

This picks up where "The Enterprise Incident" leaves off.

<Spiletta42> That's good
<Spiletta42> now Buffy/Voyager would be interesting
<Anne Rose>lol
<Anne Rose>no, scary
<Anne Rose>2 maybe 3 lines tops
<Anne Rose>I just can't see any way they are compatible
<Spiletta42> No, different universes
<Spiletta42> but we could watch one set of characters watch the other on television.
<Anne Rose>nah, how about this instead

Buffy and Spike blinked, and noticed they weren't in Sunnydale anymore. They were on the bridge of Voyager.

Spike pointed at the view screen, "Uh, Luv, what's that?"

Buffy shrugged.

Janeway turned to her visitors, "We're orbiting a planet in a trinary system. Why do you ask?"

She got no answer since Spike went poof as the 3 suns rose over the horizon.

It took Buffy all of 2 seconds to come out of her shock and realize a demon was standing at the console behind her. She staked Tuvok and was surprised when he didn't go poof. No matter, a stake through the heart kills just about anything, as she quickly demonstrated on the Bolian at Ops.

Chaos reigned on Voyager for the next few hours as the small, crazed, blond woman tried to kill most of the crew. They managed to subdue her, but not before she'd slain most of the "demon" compliment of the crew, leaving one very pissed off Captain.

"Those were aliens," Janeway screamed as they finally got Buffy into a cell in the brig. "Now how the hell am I supposed to get this ship home? You just killed half my crew."

"Ooops." Buffy shrugged her shoulders. "These alternate dimensions should really come with warning labels."

<Spiletta42> lol
<Spiletta42> I can't take it
<Spiletta42> I just can't
<Spiletta42> I pulled a muscle laughing last night
<Anne Rose>;-)

The End

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