| SUMMARY:
This is not a water gun.
This is a water cannon. With the caliber of a cannon, the
Super Soaker CPS 2500 is second only to the CPS 3500. It
can launch an empty soda pop can up to a block away. It
can leave a dent on your car door if you shoot it at
point blank.
What would cause anyone to
use a CPS 2500? Insanity, or a really, really high fever,
are some of my guesses. (Actually, it was on sale!)
You might notice, this
summary is not formal. Well, this gun is not formal, it's
crazy. Perhaps because I've stared into the eyes of
Death, I feel that this weapon should be a part of my
arsenal. Before our team went our separate ways, we swore
that we would never be out-gunned! This gun affirms that
promise. (I'm not getting the 3500. The damn thing has a
hose that people can yank off and break. This gun is
portable and self contained.)
CAUTION: CPS 2500 IS AN
EXTRA-POWERFUL SUPER SOAKER. DO NOT SHOOT AT ANYONE'S
EYES OR FACE.
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