SAM LEONARD THE B*TCH AND THE WITCH
First South Park, now Buffy...more fanfic involving gays. It has a Demon Grandite sending Harmony and Boncho to kill homeosexuals in Sunnydale. Hmmm. Mail Sam at gi_nattack@hotmail.com.
~scene 1~
Harmony walks up to Amy's locker with four of her bitchy friends in Sunnydale high with a smile on her face
Harmony: Hey Amy. Congratulations on being a grandmother!
Amy: huh?
Harmony: Well I mean with your wrinkles already developing on your face and the clothes you wear, which by the way screams I'm from wal mart, can fool a lot of people.
Kate: Freak!
Harmony chuckled then looked at Amy, flipping her hair in her face. Her friends laughed and giggled at Amy as they walked down the hall.
Cordy: Your too mean *chuckles*
Amy: ..*sighs*...
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~scene 2~
Giles, Willow and Xander are discussing about Buffy's disseapprance since she ran away in the episode Becoming in the library
Xander: Giles this is serious we haven't heard from Buffy all summer and now its almost winter, she still hasn't shown up. I mean I know I ask you this everyday but come on, what are we gonna do?
Giles: I don't know. Buffy's loss as always had a great impact on us all but I cannot know what happened to her...she has gone away perhaps totally isolating her self from the world. I can't believe how much I put on her she is only a girl...
Cordy waves bye to Harmony and enters the library
Cordy: alright you guys still mourning about Buffy? Listen I know were all sad that she's gone but I don't want you guys to go obsessive stalker boys on her. Because then we'll all have to go on the Jerry Springer show and you know how those things turn out.
Xander: When we want your opinion honey we'll ask
Cordy gave Xander a smirk look then faced Giles and Willow
Xander: So Will, what do you feel about all this?
Willow: I'm not sure. I feel something inside of me like Buffy may still be alive...uh oh look who's here.
Principal Shitter aka Snyder walked into the library having that same expression on his face not looking sad in fact kind of happy looking.
Willow: uh Hi mr. Snyder
Snyder: Quiet down Ms. Rosenburg, you know I hate suck ups in my school.
Willow: uh yes sir *looks away*
Snyder: Mr. Giles, I think you should read this. here its in the morning headlines. 17 year old girl Buffy Summers found dead....she committed suicide about two weeks ago.
After hearing his words Xander and Willow were almost crying while Cordy develops a depressed look on her face. Giles doesn't know what to feel as if he's possessed by something. They all faced Snyder to see his same smirk ass smart aleck smile.
*BUFFY INTRO THEME MUSIC*
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~scene 3~
Willow and Xander are walking home from school.
Willow: wow that was unexpected of what Giles did. but...with Buffy
Xander: It's ok. we'll just spend all of our time locked up in our houses and lots of time in Havenwyck extensive therapy and counseling classes, Hey maybe we'll get over this by the time were 30
Willow: I know. this is gonna be hard on all of us. I feel so sad..even too sad to cry who would of thought this was going to happen?
Xander Willow, I need to tell you something: .......its.....its all my fault
Willow: What is it?
Xander: I never ..I never told Buffy you were going to do that curse to restore Angel's soul. If she would of known ....her boyfriend would of lived, ..and *looks down* her too.
Willow: It's not your fault. Angel was never meant to be good, or evil. It may sound kind of harsh he was meant to be destroyed. Um is it just me or is like the uh...Um is it getting darker?
Xander: Yeah its like evening now, wait it just got darker still. What the hell is going..oh my god look.
To their amazement they saw Harmony fighting off about three vampires. A female vampire tried to backhand her but she quickly ducked as she side kicked the other vampire in the stomach knocking the wind out of him. Harmony then did a backwards somersault then quickly got up and defended her self against a punch. Then, she roundhouse kicked the two male vampires in the face. She seemed to love to show off after quickly executing a layout then holding up a cross to the three vampires faces. Once she had them at bay she grabbed her stake then stabbed it forcefully into the first guy vampires heart then she kicked the female vampire in her tits right before she spun around and staked her. The last vampire looked surprised and frightened as he ran for his life. Not bothering to chase him Harmony looked up at Xander and Willow. Hesitated for a moment then blurted out..
Harmony: I'm Harmony...The Vampire Slayer
The Scooby gang with good ;of Harmony are talking in the library.
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~scene 4~
Xander, Willow, Cordy and Giles are all looking at Harmony in some way of disgust or another in the library. Cordy was kind of jealous that she was the slayer and she wasn't, Willow looked pissed off that she took Buffy's place while Xander felt the same way only with more anger
Giles: ....so ::long sigh:: Your the ...Your the new Slayer. Well...as much as I wold like to grieve about Buffy's death, I have to pay my respects of the tragedy and continue my watching. Harmony we'll start training later. Now explain to me us, if you know of course, why it got dark at 3:10 pm?
Harmony: It's Um called eternal darkness or something, allowing vampires to come out all the time. It's some sort of a witch spell. That Amy girl is probably behind it
Xander: ...witch...Amy...oh brother.
Willow is becoming annoying with Harmony and Xander's accusation Willow: I'm friends with Amy she wouldn't do something like this.
Harmony: Well listen...I just know it was her okay? I heard her uh talking to one of her friends about it.
Cordy: She has friends? Anyway, You always had something against her Harmony, yeah sure it was her?
Harmony: Yes...I'm always right. I mean I'm sure I was sure it was her. Hey that rhymes. *makes a fake smile and laugh as though she's hiding something*
Willow starts to get more angry as he thinks about Buffy's death. He looks at Harmony in a "You shouldn't be here, she should way" Normally Willow is very shy towards Harmony but with Buffy's death she feels like she can stand up to anybody.
Willow: Alright, quit with the idiotic fake ass humor and tell us what we should do.
Harmony: Relax, pasty face. You guys hide in that cage library thing I'll lock you up to make sure your safe. I'll go find Amy.
Giles didn't know what to say. He was still in a daze about Buffy but he was trying to hide it.
Harmony is staring at Willow and Xander's sad faces, she considers something then speaks.
Harmony: Listen I know your sad about that short little girl. But I'm the new slayer, get used to it. It's just how it is, one slayer dies, the next one's called.
Willow: It's not that simple
Harmony: Well life isn't simple or fair. Now are you going to listen to me or are we gonna be babies and call each other poofyballheads.
Giles: .....She has a point
Xander: She also has cellulite and a severe case of yeast infection but were not going to get into that because I just had a real big lunch
Cordy: Ok you guys are seriously beginning to annoy me. It's really hard to be the only popular one here. I think we should listen to Harmony, so come on let's just secure our selves and let Harmony talk to Amy. It would be better that way because vampires are all over the place.
Xander and Willow give Harmony a dirty look then glanced at Giles and Cordy who just shrugged and agreed with her. Even though it was two against two to believe Harmony they came up with the conclusion to let her lock them up anyway
After Harmony locked them up she went into the school hall way. School was closed but there were still some kids from after school.
*scene fades out with Harmony having an evil look on her face*
Xander: What time is it? ugh *looks at the clock* er oh my god! it's 8 am.
Willow: What happened? Harmony should of let us out by now. I hope everything is Ok.
Cordy: .........
Harmony kicks the door down the library double doors and laughs hysterically; Making a profound entrance. She is wearing a black outfit with a red miniskirt.
Harmony: FOOLS! With you guys out of the way it will be so easy to follow my orders.
Giles: Who are you. What have you done?
Cordelia: You know he's right, what have you done. Why the hell are you wearing black and red together?
Harmony ignores Cordy's remark then walks up to Giles staring him in the face.
Harmony: Well, well , well if isn't that 50 year old librarian with the stuttering problem. You know you really need to go out in the real world more often, I think that will cure you
Willow tries with all her might to get free, Harmony laughs at Willow's efforts
Harmony: I'll think I'll leave you all to die in here....a nice slow suffering death. I want to see your lips turn purple as you suffer from lack of thirst
Giles: I cannot believe we were all fooled that you were the Slayer. You deceived us. We want answers. What about the sun light, what about Buffy's death. Hmm and Cordelia is correct, why are YOU wearing black and red together?
Harmony: As much as that "evil guy tells plan to good guys" thing is getting old I suppose I should say my purpose here...I'm a Fag Slayer I hunt homosexuals and murder them. As for the darkness thing it's one of Granites' cool trick so I could pretend to fight and kill vamps because I needed to do my job as quickly as possible, besides pathetic faggots are so scared of the dark.
Xander: Grandite? huh?
Harmony: Could your mind not wander for two seconds Xander? Anyway, I was sent down here by the Demon Grandite when I was born to hunt and destroy all faggots . I knew you goody gay lovers would try to stop me, but from the vantage point of you locked up well you can't. Now with Buffy out of the way....
Buffy music plays in the background as Buffy stands in the doorway of the library.
Xander: oh my god LOOK. BUFFY!!!
Harmony: No your supposed to be dead!
Buffy: I may be dead but I'm still pretty...which is more then I can say for you. *blinks* God I love saying that It never get's old.
Harmony: How long have you been standing there?
Buffy: Long enough to hear your dorky babble about some hellmouth demon yadda yadda I've heard all this crap before shit. To tell you the truth I'd rather be listening to the home shopping network
Harmony: .Your still not going to stop me. For one thing you're like five foot two, so I could kick your aneroxic ass to the floor any day.
Buffy: I wouldn't be so sure of that. Oh and is it just me or should you bad guys think of more insults then my height. Short people live longer yeah know.
Buffy couldn't understand why Harmony had that same smile on her face, as if she saw someone behind her.
Giles: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Buffy: huh?
Suddenly A man comes up behind her and with the corner of her eye she hits her over the head with a glass beer bottle. Buffy falls over the floor in pain as tears seep in her eyes... Slowly first crouching down..then on her knees. ... Buffy falls unconscious on the floor
Boncho: Master. I have killed two Faggots already. Grandite was right they are very weak beings
Harmony: Excellent Bonch. We have a lot more to eliminate in the past week. Then we hit Los angeles. We may have to kill like half that down. God there is fags running round there like they own the place
Boncho nods at his boss
Boncho: I will see to it right away
Boncho and Harmony grinned at the fallen Buffy then slowly and murdersouly walked out of the library
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~scene 5~
It's about three hours later, Buffy finally wakes up from being knocked out. She has a major headache but it was no time to worry about now, so she hurried up and rescued her friends from being locked up in the library cafe
Buffy: Hey guys...does anyone have an Excerdin?
Xander: Oh my god Buffy! Your alive
Buffy: Yeah, I really did try to commit suicide thou it's a long story *laughs then looks down*
Giles: Well we only care now that your all right, how did you..Um try to kill yourself?
Buffy: With Happy pills. I was picked up by some man while I was running naked in the forest-- and wait you guys really don't want to here the rest.
Willow: Oh god, you've been through a lot!
Buffy: But it's ok. My sanity is intact now, Almost really
Cordy: Now how about Harmony. What is up with her?
Buffy: I really don't know but We have to stop her. Any ideas on where she might be?
Cordy: Um well she did say that there was one more uh gay person she had to kill before the morning . *looks down*
Giles: Cordy...what is wrong?
Xander: Something's wrong with Cordy. *rolls his eyes* There is a newsflash.
Cordy: I've known Harmony for so long, Has she always been like this? I mean, who can you call your friend anymore in Sunnydale
*Xander tries to put his arm around Cordy, its ok*
Cordy: Ok clearsil boy..Id never be that desperate.
Xander: Hey what's your problem I was just
Willow: Will you two stop it? this is serious.
Willow looks at Buffy for approval
Willow: Buffy what are we going to do?
Buffy: sigh I'm so special. I always get to make that decision. Too bad I don't have a clue what to do since I've been absent for an eternity
Willow: Sorry it's just that when you were here you always were considered the leader.
Buffy: Yeah but I think Giles is more of a leader then me.
Buffy looks at Giles for approval
Giles: That's it...we should talk to Amy. Harmony was blaming her for something...She may have answers. Buffy go to Amy's house and talk to her. Meanwhile, Willow Xander and I will read more about Grandite.
Cordy: Ok talk to the freaky witch girl. I've got to wax my legs or something..and damn is it just me or do I really have to go to the bathroom...
Xander: I don't know Cordy. I'm thinking about a long ice cold urine colored lemonade raining down from my mouth.
Cordy: . *runs away*
Xander: That's one way to get rid of her
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~scene 6~
Buffy is thinking about her ruined life in the past three months. She now has to realize that no more running away from things. She is the slayer, and has to do her duty. Of course they'll be some tough times, but she has to get over them. Then all of her daydreams and thoughts got blurred by a vision. It was with Spike and Drusilla in their car.
Spike: Forgive me pet? Just think what would we eat if Angel did take over the world thing
Drusilla: hehehe I forgive you hehehe. If...
Spike: If what dear?
Drusilla: *whispers into his ear* I want you to make love to me. oooooh yes. I remember when I was little me mum used to take me to the zoo. *laughs* Then I would go home with my stuffed monkey she gave me and play nasty little games. Spike, do you want to be my pet monkey?
Spike: *kisses* Drusilla. Oh baby you don't know how glad it is to have everything normal again. grrrr row
Drusilla and Spike began making out. Spike necked her then licked his long slender British tongue in the crack of her boobs.
Drusilla: Oh Angel
Spike almost throws Drusilla off
Spike: Angel ?
Drusilla: Spikey...I'm sorry
Drusilla looks down then makes a pathetic crying noise
Spike: *kisses her* It's ok love.
Drusilla: Oooh I can see something. Another vision.
Drusilla begins shaking with pleasure and excitement, this turns Spike on. He attempts to kiss her but her eyes open wide with something
Drusilla: Something's going to happen. Something that will hurt everyone. Oooh.
Drusilla picks up one of her dolls on the floor.
Drusilla: Kimberely Anne. You didn't share your toys with Mary. I'm going to have to teach you a lesson dearie.
Drusilla took a hairpin from her hair and poked the dolls eyes with it. Then she lowered her mouth to the dolls "private" area, licking and chewing on it immensely.
Drusilla: Bad girl, this is what my Daddy did to me when I misbehaved. Listen to daddy. Daddy knows best
Drusilla looked down the front seat of the car in frantic search of a male doll. She finally finds one. It was about three times the size of "Kimberely Anne" She made the male doll and the little girl doll embrace.
Drusilla took the hand of the man doll and spanked "Kimberely Anne's behind with it. Harder and Harder. Drusilla's eyes focused only on the dolls and nothing else, almost as if she was going into a trance. Her whines began to be whales, then she screamed DADDY, DADDY LISTEN TO DADDY. Tears kept streaming down her face as she ripped the heads off the dolls. Spike who was watching this the whole time hugged tightly on Dru
Spike: It's ok love. It's It's ok *kisses her*
Drusilla hugs for support. After a while, she talks
Drusilla: Spike....I've been a bad girl. Please punish me daddy.
*Drusilla and Spike began to have wild kinky sex*
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~scene 7~
Buffy: *end of vision* Woah that was a way freaky dream I had. I so need to tell Giles about it, sheesh I'm glad my brain didn't record those two making out, because then I'd be really messed up
Buffy shakes her head in confusion then walks up the steps of Amy Madison's house. She rings the doorbell of the old brick house. A good looking older man with a somewhat unattractive female answers
Buffy: Hey is Amy home. I just need to talk to her, I know I could of phoned her like a normal teenage girl, but hence I'm not normal and I thought maybe she wouldn't of picked up the phone if id call because she is one of those shy loner witch girls and so I... hee hee just let me talk to Amy
Dad: huh? *thinks about what Buffy said* It's the middle of the morning!
Buffy's voice turns cocky
Buffy: It is?
The dad's girlfriend checks the clock on the living room wall across from her
Dad's Girlfriend: Oh Jon. It's Um 12 pm!!
Dad: Shouldn't the sun be rising or something by now....alright come in. I'm glad to see Amy has made a friend now. You know she doesn't make friends easy and--
The woman makes a gesture on her face then turns to Amy's father
Dad's Girlfriend: Oh stop George, you'll embarrass Amy
He grunts then faces towards the stairs beginning to yell
Dad: Amy, some ones here for you
Amy walks shyly down the stairs to see Buffy. she waves hi then gives her dad the typical "someone is over go away look" The parents understand this teenage natural behavior and quickly scurry up the stairs.
Amy: Hey what's up? Is this about that thing with ms. Beakman and Valentines Day? listen I'm really sorry I turned you into a rat but you have to admit it was kind of hilarious. And oh about that witch craft thing I only use it to get away with petty stuff.
Buffy: Nice comment Sabrina, but I thought you would know something about The tribe of Grandite
Amy picks up a hairbrush
Amy: Oh yeah I've read about it one of my former witch diaries. Don't they hunt and destroy gay people or something
Amy remembers something, that her brother is homosexual
Amy: ...Larry...oh my god.
Buffy studies Amy's expression
Buffy: Amy, what's wrong. What is it
Amy: Uh nothing, it's nothing. *getting kind of frantic* Um I c-could help you stop them or something
Buffy: .......
Larry and Brett come bashing thru the door.
Larry: Ooooh hey Summers, your looking juicy as ever
Buffy: Save the pick up lines sweety.
Larry: Oooh. Hey Rightenburg, get me a coke bitch
Brett: Fuck dude *hooking up Playstation* Get it yourself asshole
Larry: God shit, I would if you didn't suck so much ass and football. You know the guys wont make out with you on the field, faggot . Because your a homo repressed loser you have to service me
Larry holds up his sock to Brett.
Larry: Come on you know you want it
Brett tries to hide his smile
Brett: Fuck you kid
Buffy: The male vibes in this room are making me oh so horny. NOT
Buffy looked at Amy again who had a look like she was nauseous. However her mind when Larry sat down
Larry: mreeeow.
Larry sits on the chair, takes off his shoes then looks at Buffy's ass making kissing noises, Buffy faces Larry
Buffy: Let's see I kicked your ass twice already do I have to do it again?
Brett: *sarcastic* Yeah Larry you pig show the lady some respect.
Amy: oh god I can't take this anymore... You see brettandlarryareboyfriendsaandumsothatwouldmeangranditeisouttogetthemandohgodhesgoingtoki ckmyass
Buffy's pupils dilated and her eyes became very wide. She almost breaks neck swiftly turning around facing Larry
Buffy: YOUR GAY?????? OH MY GOD!!!
Larry's face turns beet red
Larry: You fucking bitch! What kind of twisted @#$! joke is that Amy?
Brett: *trying to be sarcastic* Yeah me and Larry go way back, don't we dude?
Buffy: Can I speak with Amy and Larry alone.
Brett: Going for that bisexual threeway? oh baby
Buffy: Yeah whatever
Buffy, Amy, Larry talking upstairs privately
Buffy: Amy, what were you saying?
Amy: I (no response)
Buffy: Larry is gay and Brett is his butt buddy, that's what you were telling me right?
Amy looks at her brother
Amy ..... See um Larry there is these monsters that kill homosexual people and stuff I swear
Larry: BITCH ASS This has to be the lamest, dumb ass joke you've fucking played! Oooh you decided to do it cuz you actually have a friend over. And you messing with that witchcraft shit...so obviously that crap is getting inside your head and deleting your brain cells
Amy: Well your a football player so you should know about deleting brain cells and stuff. Well anyway, You need to listen something very scary is out to get you. It's hard to explain
Amy's sweet looks get turned into a worried, and nervous expression.
Larry: Amy,...are you serious? Tell me what hell is up then
Amy nods
Buffy half ignores Larry, then speaks to Amy again.
Buffy: So if your not behind it then why wait-- Oh my god it's a trap. Something's wrong I feel it. Whoa major spider sense...
Buffy attempts to leave
Larry: Summers! Where are you going?
Buffy: I'm.. I'm going to Sunnydale, Grandite's guys are there and something very big is happening. I can feel it. You, Amy and Brett just -- just Um hide somewhere or follow me later. Can't explain bye..
Buffy cut them off, showing them that it was a serious matter
Amy now looks at Larry
Amy: .....Larry I think we need to have a little talk
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~scene 8~
Giles, Xander and willow are studying things about Grandite and his tribe in a classroom.
Willow: I'm just glad to have Buffy back. I sure hope she's ok
Xander: So Giles, any news yet?
Giles: As much as I hear about these, these fools the more it makes me want to barf..pardon my American humor
Willow and Xander let out a faint chuckle.
Giles: It appears their only purpose it just to rid the world of homosexual people. It's plain and simple, and to stop anyone or anything that gets in their way. Their fighting abilities are top notch, Buffy may not even be enough of a match for them.
Willow: But how do they know or find out if their gay?
Giles: I'm not sure.
Giles puts on his glasses while Willow and Xander continue to look at him hopefully for answer as they watch him ruffle thru a book.
Giles: Ah yes, here it is. It is believed they um...
Giles looks closely to see if he's reading the text right, he fixes back on his glasses some more then studies the book more closely
Giles: ....Smell the gay victim in the air, as if they leave off a stench then Hunt them down and kill them virgriously.
Xander: Wow like a real gay bashing Hyena
Giles: ......precise definition
Giles smiles briefly at Xander and Willow then goes back to a room to get some more books.
Willow: I actually feel good now that Buffy is back and all. The Scooby gang is up in full running.
Xander: Hey if were the Scooby gang I don't want to be that one nerdy guy. I'm Alan the stud right.
Willow: Oh and why the hell do I always get stuck with being Thelma!
Xander laughs but Willow's joke is put to a halt when Snyder marches in the room.
Principal Snyder: Rupert, In school on the weekend. *smirks* Middle of the night even
Willow: Uh yeah Actually sir it's about 1 pm in the morning you know with the no sun light thing and all
Principal Snyder: Be quiet Ms Rosenburg
Willow: ok
Snyder turns to look at Giles
Giles: Um yes Mr. Snyder what do y-you want?
Principal Snyder: I just want to clarify that you should be thankful that your appearance here when school is closed doesn't''t get you fired. Ah Rupert you don't seem to understand my power in this building. I may be a pathetic short man to all of you....
Xander: You don't know how right your sounding...
Principal Snyder: But I have a lot of power in this school. This is MY school. Hell, *sniffs the air* I could piss on the walls if I wanted.
Snyder falls over very painfully as he feels a blow of about twenty bricks hit his scrawny back. Xander first thinks it's Buffy but he clams up with he realizes it's Boncho
Xander: Boncho , do you really think your mr tough guy. I mean hitting people on the back of the head when they're not looking is fighting like a sissy girl. I sure hope you know that
Boncho: Sorry about that, straight fellow. But you were in the way of a dyke that must be terminated
Xander covers up Willow and Giles
Xander: There's no gay people here.
Xander: Oh my god neither of you are gay are you??
Boncho: Former Heterosexual citizens of Sunnydale you will not be harmed in anyway if you allow clearance so I can get to the dyke
Boncho points to something. The gang quickly looks to see a hidden door. They get out of Boncho's way as they see Oz hiding with some girl.
Willow: OH MY GOD, OZ?
Oz: You don't have to worry, I Um, I was protecting Leslie.
Oz points to a tall, slightly heavy girl with black hair
Leslie hugs Oz
Leslie: Please don't let them hurt me for the way I am
Oz: It's--It's ok
Xander, Giles and Willow have a depressed look on their face.
Boncho: You show sympathy towards Faggots. This particular behavior will not be allowed.
Giles: Oh you shut up!
Giles get's in a raging temper as he falls behind a desk grabbing a large book to throw at Boncho. Boncho dodges the book easily then runs up and grabs Giles by the neck.
Oz and Leslie: Oh my god!
Willow: X-Xander! Do something!
Xander Noticed the desk, then he looked back at the bewildered Willow, then back at the desk. Finally he managed to spoke.
Xander: The Desk!
Xander and Willow pick up the desk and they madly hurl it at Boncho. Boncho is a little dazed from it as he releases Giles from the tight grasp. As soon as Giles is free he does swift punches to Boncho's face. Boncho stumbles a little dazed as Giles retaliates with a kick to his testicles. But his strong black leather armor prevents any pain as so he can easily counter Giles move, thus throwing him hard into a wall
Buffy madly runs in Sunnydale high school, searching for the others. Following the noise of the fights. As explores the almost deserted school she as a major sense of de ja vue over whelm her.
Boncho: Please, no harmful actions will be forced upon all of you.
Boncho approaches Leslie
Boncho: Just say bye to the lesbo.
Buffy's slayer spider sense is on full blast However she has the "it's already too late" feeling twisting inside her stomach. She still continues to runs towards the noise as if nothing else mattered.
Giles, Xander, Willow, and Oz knew they couldn't stop him..they would be killed if they tried. Boncho grabbed Leslie very tightly as he drew a knife from his pocket.
Buffy ran closer and closer
Boncho laughed harder and harder while Leslie tried to kick him over but no damage could be sustained.
Buffy ran closer and closer..almost there
Boncho laughed one more time then screamed "FAG SLAYERS LIVE ON"
Boncho with a wide ass smile skewered the knife in Leslie's neck. He slowly stabbed it inside her then his stabs began to be more rapid. Oz watched in horror as his life time friend got butchered. Blood poured out heavily from Leslie the same time Tears weeped from Oz. Giles, who was knocked out missed the horrible murder while Xander and Willow covered their eyes to take away some of the horror.
Buffy ran and ran harder and harder. Maybe there was hope..She was very close..almost there.
Leslie fell over coldly slapping the hard classroom tile. It was too late she was gone
Buffy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Buffy enters the class room
An overwhelming fear choked Buffy's body as she stumbled in the classroom. Her body couldn't move because of the fright. Buffy grasped the table for support to make sure she didn't faint. Lying their was a dead body, who had her hand on her chest in the same fashion Kendra had when she died. Yes it was true, Buffy had to live the fear of losing Kendra all over again..even when she didn't know this girl.
Oz couldn't take any more. He ran in the hallway, Buffy and Willow quickly followed him while Xander made sure Giles and Ugh even Principal Snyder was alright.
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~scene 9~
Buffy and the gang are in the hallway, about 50 steps from the stairs.
Willow: Oz, are you all right?
Oz didn't say anything, he just held Willow tighter
Buffy: *gasping for breath* the-that was big time de ja vue. You know the time when Dru killed Kendra and all. Her body w-was draped over just like hers. ...
Buffy thought about what just happened. When your living on the hellmouth you get used to nothing. Just when you think you can tough out anything, something bigger and more depressing happens. She decided to take blame on herself
Buffy: This is all my fault! if I didn't frigging eat so much while I was a homeless psycho I could get here in time to save all of you!
Willow: Buff, don't blame yourself.
Buffy tries to smile at Willow but can't. Then she looks at Oz right after Willow does.
Oz: *interrupts* I can't believe it, We were best friends since we were 4. Living on this hellmouth you think you can take everything. Even when you see a scary vampire it doesn't compare when that scary vampire kills one of your friends.
Willow: *comforting Oz* It's ok, we can help.
Harmony walks up to them laughing
Harmony: Aaaaw this is so cute, The Bwady Bunch wost their dog twiger aaawwww. Well considering Leslie was a dog and all for messing around with other bitches.
Harmony tilts her head and laughs with uncontrollable evil laugher
Oz: .....
Harmony sniffs the air
Harmony: Ah and what is that reeking stench I smell...it reeks of faggots.
Willow: Well it's probably your serious B.O
Buffy and Oz tried to laugh from Willows joke but what they both experienced they couldn't..Buffy knew she had to stop Harmony and the rest of the clan before it was too late. Buffy got up and faced Harmony, she had to put an end to this once and for all.
Buffy: Ok blondie, this is it. You and me right now
Buffy and Harmony began to fight. Buffy started the battle with an attempt to high kick Harmony in the face but she grabbed Buffy's leg and threw her body hard against the lockers in the process. Buffy was wounded because of this, and it hurt like hell., but she knew she couldn't rest or give up. Almost instantly she leaped back into the battle with an array of about four or five punches. Harmony blocked the first two punched but the third one dazed her so the last two hit her face and chest. Harmony annoyed at this, grabbed Buffy's body and flipped it hard on the corridor floor. Buffy reacted with a double kick to Harmony's mid area but Harmony knew what Buffy was going to do so she blocked it easy. Buffy was very surprised of Harmony's strength. It was greater then hers and she needed help badly, however Willow and especially Oz were to stressed out to fight. Harmony delivered a nasty punch to her neck that almost made her vomit from the intense stinging pain. surprisingly, Harmony felt a wave of heated energy near her She turned around to see Amy.
Amy: Don't mess with my brother!
With that Amy's hair turned a fiery red and her right first turned into a thick orange color of pure power. Harmony didn't bother to try to fight Amy, as she was taken over by the sight. Amy screamed and unleashed a punched that sent almost sent Harmony tumbling down the stairs. But unfortunate she just slammed into the railing instead, it really didn't matter thou she still sustained plenty of damage from the powerful move.
Buffy: w-wow you go girl!
Amy: It's called Minerva's Punch of Power. I spent seven months practicing that, looks like it came in handy
Buffy smiles at Amy but get's distracted when Harmony throws herself back on her feet. Buffy immediately puts on her Fighting stance position.
They couldn't believe how fast she recovered, if Amy used that punch on Buffy she would of been in the hospital for at least three weeks.
Buffy: Uh oh looks like it isn't over yet
Amy: I got your back
Harmony ran over this time in a more insane rage as she did earlier. Harmony grabbed Buffy's head about to slam it against a locker but Buffy quickly did one of those cool back punches she does when an enemy is behind her. This made Harmony a little woozy, so Buffy took advantage of that, grabbing Harmony's head and smashing it painfully into the locker instead. Amy half ignored the fight when she saw Larry and Boncho battling a few ways down the hall.
Larry: You know, dude. bald men really turn me on
Boncho: huh?
Larry leaped at Boncho and shoved him against the wall. Boncho did the same. the two guys kept taking turns punching, blocking and slamming each other into the walls. Larry got more and more pissed off as he executed a half nelson wrestling move
Amy realized Larry could probably take care of Boncho on is own, so she helped Buffy in the fight Against Harmony. Amy threw a punch at Harmony's shoulder whenever she was least vulnerable like right after Buffy kicked her or something. Buffy realized Amy served a well defensive aid when Buffy Cartwheel kicked Harmony to the floor. Even though Buffy was doing about 80 percent of the work, Amy's upper body strength served well. The duo decided to try and finish things once and for all. It was very weird that they didn't have to tell each other what to do next, they could read their minds. So almost in unison they kicked Harmony hard in the chest. To their surprise, Harmony ran away down the stairs
Buffy: She's hiding *gasping* That means she's getting weaker, come on we can finish her
Amy almost followed but didn't when she saw her brother losing the upperhand in the fight. Buffy hardly noticed then scurried down the stairs to look for Harmony.
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~Scene 10~
Rain was battering down heavily, and it began to ligthing. As soon as Buffy saw Harmony she ran very fast, leaped into the air, and jump kicked her into a tree. The startled Buffy looked over to see her jump kick made her in perfect line with a car that was running. Inside that car was..Cordy
Harmony had tears streaming all down her face and it began to look and feel all oily which made Harmony weep even more. Her heart raced faster and faster, then almost died in a heart attack when she saw Cordy in the car with that determined look on her face.
Harmony: Who are you going to talk to on the phone every night about boys. Who are you going to go shopping with? Who's going to be there when you need to talk about a-a girl or a boy that's geeky because your lonely and depressed? huh WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE? Harmony was in ultimate terror. She could of gave up her duty as a fag slayer right then and there. But it was too late...Harmony already murdered too many people and Grandite would have her killed anyway if she broke the sacred duty to him. Cordelia considers but then takes a deep breath. She knows what she must do
Cordy: HARMONY....If your trying to get to my heart, too bad.....
Cordelia stepped on the gas pedal and drove the car right at Harmony's body. The severe impact from the tree and car destroyed Harmony instantly. Luckily, the air bags saved Cordelia's life, but she was still scratched up pretty bad
Cordy: Because I don't have one
Cordelia ran out of the car in a daze. She was very dizzy and overwhelmed. Buffy ran over to Cordy and patted her on the shoulder
Cordelia: Oh my god..Tha-That was. That was. That was fun
Buffy smiles at Cordy
Buffy: Well it's all over now.
Cordelia looks at the sun coming up from the horizon
Cordelia: Aaaaw looks that is so beautiful! God I wish Xander was here, I really want to make out with him
Buffy: Uh Cordy you just killed your friend and now your talking about making out with Xander?
Cordelia: Yeah well they're both very painful moments aren't they
Buffy laughed from Cordy's joke, then almost stumbles from the weird occurrence. It was a long ass time before Buffy laughed like this. It felt ....good, like she was almost whole again.
Cordelia: But it's ok I"m not showing feelings right? Because Harmony was like an evil monster person...and that outfit she was wearing was seriously not matching. It was crying out I'm from the dress barn outlet mall
Buffy: Yeah ...that's true. But hey, think about it. She was still your friend
Cordelia looks down
Cordelia: Yeah.
She Shrugs and looks up then walks away from Buffy. Buffy smiles at her gently then walks out of the scene. Her shadow in equal line with the beautiful sunrise
~Scene 11, Buffy, Giles, Willow, and Xander are talking the next day in the school cafeteria.~
Xander: So how is oz holding up?
Willow: I think he'll be okay. I just have to do that extra girlfriend spending time with him.
Xander smiles at her
Willow punches Xander's arm playfully
Willow: Not that kind of spending time sicko
Buffy: Yeah and I think Amy would make a great addition to the "Scooby gang"
Willow: Oh please can she be Thelma or uh Scrappy even!
Buffy looks at Willow and Xander with a smile then faces Giles
Buffy: What I don't understand is when Cordy killed Harmony the sun rised. Don't we have to destroy Grandte too?
Giles: We did. After I arose from being in my Um unconscious state, Amy, You, and Um that Oz chap assisted me in the Peace Ring prayer. Are united of our hands with the support of the special chant we hummed put an end to Grandite. Well, I know that sounds very "cheesy" as you would put it but it was the only way. It was also fortunate for us that Cordelia was able to destroy Harmony and well....
Xander: It's ok, big guy
Xander patted Giles on the shoulder
Xander: Larry kicked Boncho's ass is what the poor British man was trying to say
Giles: Thank you Xander, couldn't of put it better myself
Buffy sort of pays attention to what Giles just said, then focuses her limited teenage attention span elsewhere, on Brett and Larry
Buffy: Look guys
Larry: Mindy!!! *goes up to her and feels her boobs* Oooh Brett dude, do you think they're real
Mindy gives Larry a weird look then walks away
Larry: They're big, round and nice like that fine girl Robin gates.
Larry checks to see if no one is in the hall, but he doesn't know buffy and her friends are looking.
Larry: But they don't compare to your fine football ass
Brett: Oh baby you sweet talking homo stud. Kiss me right here in the hallway I dare ya
Larry: Are you fucking nuts?
Brett: Yeah you can Fuck my nuts
Brett grabbed Larry then gave him a deep passionate tongue to tongue, man to man, jock to jock, hot , heavy heart beating kiss. Larry was so drenched from excitement he couldn't breathe afterwards. After the intense kiss Brett put his arm around Larry then they both walk down the hall happily.
Buffy: They make a cute couple
Xander: oh god I didn't have to see that
Buffy: Relax Xan, we can handle anything. Remember we saw fish animals raping their coach
Xander: Hey Buff your not going to turn into one of those straight girl homo loving people that get's a job video taping gays doing the nasty are you?
Buffy: uh Maybe
Willow and Giles smile then they walk down the halls living happily ever after. Well happy as Sunnydale can get...which isn't very happy. Oh well at least they're ever after. Wait I don't make sense neither does this dorky fan fiction. LMAO. Oh well bye!
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