September 22, 2001
Hybrid

Clash Story: Bowser vs. Ganon

It was a day like any other day…August 27th to be precise. Bowser has just come back from a press conference after the Spaceworld show. Ganondorf had been banned from the event because of what the Japanese police considered "lude activities." Anyway, they met up at a local Starbucks later that day. Bowser had ordered the double mocha late and Ganondorf had been hitting on the born again Christian girls like his smooth self always does. Bowser was laughing at him for trying too hard. When he heard this, Ganondorf grabbed a stash of napkins from the dispensor and hurled them at Bowser's face. A couple of them landed in his cup, absorbing the rest of his late. The battle was on.

At this point all the people had rushed outside to escape the madness. Bowser started ripping bricks from the wall, throwing them at Ganondorf. Mr. G whipped out his massive sword and hit each one of them bricks, then he took off his cape and wrapped it around B-man's big head. His firey mane burnt right through his cape. "Why does that always happen," said Ganondorf. Then he started to take jabs are Bowser's lower body, each fist hitting with a yellow glow of some sort, power mounting with each strike. Then Bowser laughed or growled or something…but he grabbed the G by his shoulders and flung him into the local Hello Kitty Factory. Luckily the cat furnace had been put out for some time now.

"Why are you fighting!? Asked the American tourist who happened to see the brawl taking place. Honestly, the 2 didn't know but they had some preprogrammed instinct to hate anyone that got in their way. However in this case, Bowser used the American to bash Ganondorf in the face repeatedly. Don't worry, this man was none other than Donald Trump. As the profanity was flying off the walls, Ganondorf was getting pissed off by the second. Out of nowhere, his wrist began to glow. "It's about damned time," says Bowser in pig latin (so as not to be understood). Mr. G had now become Ganon, his slightly uglier persona.

The crowd cowered in fear…then began to laugh profusely. "Blarrg, what are you laughing at!? FEAR ME!" However Ganon had morphed into a slightly smaller, cartoon-like beaver-like, pig-nosed creature of some sort. "DAMN YOU SHIGGY!!" screamed the stupid beast. Being the 2 dimensional fool he was, Ganon attacked Bowser who had been laughing along with Hideo Kojima the whole time. Ganon's paperlike appendages appeared to do nothing until he gave Bowser one massive papercut. This was no longer a laughing matter for Bowser as he grabbed his opponent and managed to fold him into a swan. A loud chant came from the crowd, "KOOPA KOOPA KOOPA!" Ganon floated off into the distance, hopefully never to be seen again…in that form at least.

     -Hybrid