Submitted 10.29.00
sandshrew

Pikachu's Revenge

After Pikachu's defeat, he was resting up at a local Motel 6 and watching Cartoon Network. While he was watching Roadrunner and Coyote, he though of a great idea. What if he could pump Kirby full of air and make him blow up? He surely would get something from Jigglypuff then. So the next day he checked out of the motel with a bagful of donuts (to get him a little FATTER!). He went to the hardware shop and bought this huge air compressor to pump his fat lips up with. So he went to Kirbyland (where puffballs roam free) to kick his butt. He was found exercising and getting pleasure from the girl kirbys from his victory. Pika challenged him to a battle. He did a double-axle cat tailed 900 sidewinder puff killer flip over him. Before he knew what was happening, Pika stuck the hose into his lips and hit ON. Fatter, fatter, fatter, and fatter he got, and eventually... BOOM!!!!!!!! Blood, guts, donuts, donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts , donuts, and more donuts! Fat Piggy. Pika got pleasure! HAHa!

Winner: Pikachu?!