August 10, 2001
sandshrew

Mario vs. Wario

If you think about it, there has been some historic rivalries in Nintendo. Some of them are Waluigi and Luigi, Princess Peach and Daisy (fighting over Mario I guess....heh), Toad and my Shrooms...:), and the one that we are going to focus on today, Mario vs. Wario.

Our story begins when Mario is attending the Royal Banquet when Wario shows up to steal all the grub from the other fat ass in town, Mario. Let's see how Mario takes this...

Mario: You wanna do what you fat f***!!!?!??

Wario: HAHAHA. Take you to meet Jenny Craig, fatty!

Mario: I was on Jenny Craig for a month, until she told me to get off of her, thank you!

Wario: Yeah, I was on your Peach for hours last night ...

At this point, Mario was getting pretty pis***. He was getting so puffed up it looked like his overalls were gonna break.

Mario: WTF??!?!!? Is this true Peach?

*Mario looks over at Peach*

Peach: I'm sorry Mario, I was drunk.

*Peach swigs down another shot*

Peach: I was so drunk, even Toad would of looked hot.

*From the distance you hear a tiny little voice saying "Hey!, F*** you B****!

Mario: Alright, let's take this outside...

******************Scene 2********************

A crowd gathers outside the Royal Castle as Mario and Wario prepare for battle.

*Mario takes a couple of pills that look like Horse Steroids....:)

Mario: Bring it on s*** bagel!

Wario: HAHA I'm gonna wien!!

They both rip their shirts off like sumo wrestlers and run in for the kill...

They clash with a rumble of the earth as Peach showed a big smile.

After 3 minutes of wrestling (probably cause they were to tired to move their fat arses), Mario came out the victor.

Mario: Oh, Oh, WHO'S ON TOP NOW?!

*Mario gives a smile*