Submitted 7.17.00
SiniSter

Kirby vs. Pikachu

One dark day while Pikachu is playing with his friends, bulbabitch and SquirtSomemore, they suddenly get sucked up by something from behind.  Pikachu quickly runs away as he sees two devilish eyes stare at him, and he shivers in horror.  The next day as he is making out with his bitch, Jiggly Puff, a pink ball falls from a tree while Pikachu is trying to get down on Jiggly Puff's body.  Suddenly the ball forms into Kirby, and those eyes once again look at Pikachu, and Pikachu is scared stiff.  So Jiggly Puff tries to put Kirby asleep by singing, but is unsuccessful as she is sucked up buy Kirby's big ass mouth.  Pikachu the does his popular thunderbolt on Kirby, but Kirby is not hurt.  So he tries 1000 more times, but Kirby still stands there.  And with one blow, sucks Pikachu's lame ass up, and walks off with an upset stomach

Winner: Kirby!